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IT'S SHOWTIME!

THE TOUR HAS BEGUN! CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS!

 

NEMR POSTER

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE

So here we are, my website. What does it do exactly? Remember when we used to use the internet for more than just checking our social networks, and we used to check out stuff online on computers and not use apps? REMEMBER NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR?! 

WHY AM I HERE? 

Well this website is your one stop location for the answer to the following questions:

1. Who is Nemr? - Check Biography below

2. Where is Nemr? - Check Tour Dates below

3. Why is Nemr? - Nemr is life. You don't need to check that. Check yo'self for asking. Smh 

I WANT FREE SPECIALS

Well the world doesn't work that way, but I do! So go ahead, download EPIC for free! That's a full comedy special absolutely free! You can download it with or without Subtitles in English too!

There are three formats 1080P FULL HD, 720P HD, and 960x540 Some weird bastard HD / SD hybrid. These are resolutions, to put it in perspective, this is the quality you can expect:

1080P = new iPhone release hype

720P = new iPad release hype

960x540 = Apple Watch 

To get EPIC and other specials and exclusive content I'll be releasing just for you, go to your App Store and download the NEMR App! There you create put in your email and choose a password and then come back here, click on the special you want, log in and download whichever version you like! You get to download any special you want, for life, two times a month, it's yours!

BESIDES BEING THE COOL KID ON THE PLAYGROUND, WHAT DOES THE APP GIVE ME?

Push notifications! I added an exclamation mark so that you could forget how much you hate push notifications! Listen, I hate them profusely, so I've had an option put in place to turn them OFF, but here is why you may want to keep these ones ON.

1. Every now and then I come up with something really funny and I'm going to send it to you so you laugh :)

2. That's pretty much it

The Push Notifications you can't turn off are for upcoming shows which you will only get if it's happening in your country/city, and whenever new exclusive content has been made available for you to download for free! And whenever I put together another post like this I'll notify you too because I want you to read this stuff, like for realz.

 

And that's it! I don't have much to add now, go enjoy EPIC! And tweet me, instagram me, facebook page me pictures of you and your friends watching it and stuff! Why? Because honestly I don't know if anything could make me happier and you would make my day and I would never forget it and it's my birthday too :D

 

ALSO THIS:

Specials

VICTORIOUS SECRET

tour dates

2016

HOUSTON, TEXAS - THE IMPROV

HOUSTON, TEXAS

THE IMPROV
February 28, 2016

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HOUSTON, TEXAS
February 28, 2016
DALLAS, TEXAS - The Improv

DALLAS, TEXAS

The Improv
March 2, 2016

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DALLAS, TEXAS
March 2, 2016
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - COBB'S COMEDY CLUB

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA

COBB'S COMEDY CLUB
March 17, 2016

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SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
March 17, 2016
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - The Wilbur Theatre

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS

The Wilbur Theatre
March 19, 2016

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BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS
March 19, 2016
WASHINGTON DC - The Improv

WASHINGTON DC

The Improv
March 22, 2016

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WASHINGTON DC
March 22, 2016
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - CAROLINE'S ON BROADWAY

NEW YORK, NEW YORK

CAROLINE'S ON BROADWAY
March 23, 2016

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK
March 23, 2016
ROYAL OAK, MICHIGAN - Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle

ROYAL OAK, MICHIGAN

Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle
April 3, 2016

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ROYAL OAK, MICHIGAN
April 3, 2016
CLEVELAND, OHIO - HILARITIES

CLEVELAND, OHIO

HILARITIES
April 6, 2016

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CLEVELAND, OHIO
April 6, 2016
MUSCAT, OMAN - THE SHANGRI-LA

MUSCAT, OMAN

THE SHANGRI-LA
April 14, 2016

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MUSCAT, OMAN
April 14, 2016
DUBAI, UAE - Music Hall

DUBAI, UAE

Music Hall
April 16, 2016

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DUBAI, UAE
April 16, 2016
DOHA, QATAR - THE GRAND HYATT

DOHA, QATAR

THE GRAND HYATT
April 17, 2016

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DOHA, QATAR
April 17, 2016
AMMAN, JORDAN - QASR EL THAQAFI

AMMAN, JORDAN

QASR EL THAQAFI
April 22, 2016

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AMMAN, JORDAN
April 22, 2016
BEIRUT, LEBANON - BIEL

BEIRUT, LEBANON

BIEL
April 30, 2016

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BEIRUT, LEBANON
April 30, 2016
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - The Novo

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA

The Novo
May 14, 2016

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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
May 14, 2016
Montreal, Canada - Club Soda - JFL Comedy Festival

Montreal, Canada

Club Soda - JFL Comedy Festival
July 13-28

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Montreal, Canada
July 13-28
WINNIPEG, MANITOBA - RUMOR'S COMEDY CLUB

WINNIPEG, MANITOBA

RUMOR'S COMEDY CLUB
AUGUST 23-27, 2016

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WINNIPEG, MANITOBA
AUGUST 23-27, 2016
RHODE ISLAND - COMEDY CONNECTION

RHODE ISLAND

COMEDY CONNECTION
September 2-4, 2016

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RHODE ISLAND
September 2-4, 2016
TULSA, OKLAHOMA - THE VANGUARD

TULSA, OKLAHOMA

THE VANGUARD
September 10, 2016

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TULSA, OKLAHOMA
September 10, 2016
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA - MILL CITY NIGHTS

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA

MILL CITY NIGHTS
September 17, 2016

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MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA
September 17, 2016
TOLEDO, OHIO - THE FUNNY BONE

TOLEDO, OHIO

THE FUNNY BONE
September 18, 2016

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TOLEDO, OHIO
September 18, 2016
GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN - DR. GRINS ON THE BOB

GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN

DR. GRINS ON THE BOB
September 21, 2016

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GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN
September 21, 2016
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - THE LAUGH FACTORY

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS

THE LAUGH FACTORY
September 23, 2016

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CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
September 23, 2016
LONDON, ENGLAND - CADOGAN HALL

LONDON, ENGLAND

CADOGAN HALL
September 25, 2016

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LONDON, ENGLAND
September 25, 2016
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA - BALBOA THEATRE

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA

BALBOA THEATRE
September 30, 2016

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SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
September 30, 2016
GREENWOOD VILLAGE, COLORADO - COMEDY WORKS

GREENWOOD VILLAGE, COLORADO

COMEDY WORKS
October 12, 2016

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GREENWOOD VILLAGE, COLORADO
October 12, 2016
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA - COMEDY ZONE

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA

COMEDY ZONE
October 20, 2016

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CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA
October 20, 2016
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA - THE IMPROV

PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA

THE IMPROV
October 27, 2016

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PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA
October 27, 2016
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA - PUNCHLINE

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA

PUNCHLINE
October 29, 2016

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SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA
October 29, 2016
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The Gramercy

NEW YORK, NEW YORK

The Gramercy
NOVEMBER 3, 2016

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK
NOVEMBER 3, 2016
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA - Helium Comedy Club

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA

Helium Comedy Club
November 17

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PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
November 17
BUFFALO, NEW YORK - Helium Comedy Club

BUFFALO, NEW YORK

Helium Comedy Club
November 20

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BUFFALO, NEW YORK
November 20
Chicopee, Massachusetts - HUKELAU

Chicopee, Massachusetts

HUKELAU
DECEMBER 2

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Chicopee, Massachusetts
DECEMBER 2
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA - San Jose Improv

SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA

San Jose Improv
December 8

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SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA
December 8
IRVINE, CALIFORNIA - Irvine Improv

IRVINE, CALIFORNIA

Irvine Improv
December 14

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IRVINE, CALIFORNIA
December 14

2017

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - Riyadh International Convention & Exhibition Center

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

Riyadh International Convention & Exhibition Center
February 23

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Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
February 23
Jeddah, Saudi Arabia - Souk el Jom3a

Jeddah, Saudi Arabia

Souk el Jom3a
February 24

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Jeddah, Saudi Arabia
February 24
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - PUNCHLINE

ATLANTA, GEORGIA

PUNCHLINE
MARCH 31 - APRIL 1,2

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ATLANTA, GEORGIA
MARCH 31 - APRIL 1,2
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - The Wilbur

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS

The Wilbur
April 8

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BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS
April 8
ROYAL OAK, MICHIGAN - Royal Oak Theatre

ROYAL OAK, MICHIGAN

Royal Oak Theatre
April 15

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ROYAL OAK, MICHIGAN
April 15
TORONTO, CANADA - The Royal Theatre

TORONTO, CANADA

The Royal Theatre
April 22

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TORONTO, CANADA
April 22
Honolulu, Hawaii - Blue Note

Honolulu, Hawaii

Blue Note
April 26

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Honolulu, Hawaii
April 26

BIOGRAPHY

Nemr is a Lebanese/American Stand-Up Comedian who is credited with establishing and pioneering the stand-up comedy scene throughout the Middle East where he performs in English. Nemr grew up in San Diego and then moved back with his family to Lebanon. He went on to break down barriers and unite people in a region where bombing on stage can have a completely different meaning.

“A Comedy Superhero... If there's one comedy show you attend this year, this just might be the one” - AXS.COM

As an accomplished comic with seven full feature shows, it’s no wonder Nemr’s latest tour was met with unprecedented success, selling out across the globe from every major city in the U.S. to London and across the Middle East, his international tour became the first global comedy event to successfully stretch from the US to the Middle East, with crowds of up to 5,000 people at every show.

Nemr has numerous television credits from major networks in the Middle East, has been seen on CNN and recently appeared on “The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore.” He has also released two feature specials as cinematic experiences and had his own prime time TV show.  In May of 2014 he was featured on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine (Middle East) solidifying Nemr’s legacy as the biggest name in stand up in the Middle East.

On the heels of his hugely successful world tour in 2016, Nemr is coming with a brand new show, bigger and better than ever, 'No Politics No Religion One Love' will make its mark on 2017 as not only a show the likes of which the world has never seen before, but also one the world badly needs.

In short, there is no stopping Nemr from accomplishing in America and worldwide what he did across the Middle East, bringing people together through laughter and merriment.

He comes bearing gifts of myrrh and frankincense.

No you can't smoke them.



rolling stones

Contact

Manager:

Barry Katz 

Booking requests:


USA
nemr@thisisvanguard.com
 
Middle East, Africa and Europe
Nader Jaffal

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