14
May
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
The Novo - Formerly known as Club Nokia


28
Feb
HOUSTON, TEXAS
The Improv
SOLD OUT


02
Mar
DALLAS,TEXAS
The Improv
SOLD OUT


17
Mar
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
Cobb's Comedy Club
SOLD OUT


19
Mar
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS
The Wilbur Theatre
SOLD OUT


22
Mar
WASHINGTON DC
The Improv
SOLD OUT


23
Mar
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK
Caroline's on Broadway
SOLD OUT


03
Apr
ROYAL OAK, MICHIGAN
Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle
SOLD OUT


06
Apr
CLEVELAND, OHIO
Hilarities
SOLD OUT


16
Apr
DUBAI
Music Hall
SOLD OUT


17
Apr
DOHA, QATAR
The Grand Hyatt
SOLD OUT


22
Apr
AMMAN, JORDAN
The Cultural Palace
SOLD OUT


30
Apr
BEIRUT, LEBANON
BIEL
SOLD OUT





Announcements

IT'S SHOWTIME!

THE TOUR HAS BEGUN! CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS!

 

NEMR POSTER

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE

So here we are, my website. What does it do exactly? Remember when we used to use the internet for more than just checking our social networks, and we used to check out stuff online on computers and not use apps? REMEMBER NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR?! 

WHY AM I HERE? 

Well this website is your one stop location for the answer to the following questions:

1. Who is Nemr? - Check Biography below

2. Where is Nemr? - Check Tour Dates below

3. Why is Nemr? - Nemr is life. You don't need to check that. Check yo'self for asking. Smh 

I WANT FREE SPECIALS

Well the world doesn't work that way, but I do! So go ahead, download EPIC for free! That's a full comedy special absolutely free! You can download it with or without Subtitles in English too!

There are three formats 1080P FULL HD, 720P HD, and 960x540 Some weird bastard HD / SD hybrid. These are resolutions, to put it in perspective, this is the quality you can expect:

1080P = new iPhone release hype

720P = new iPad release hype

960x540 = Apple Watch 

To get EPIC and other specials and exclusive content I'll be releasing just for you, go to your App Store and download the NEMR App! There you create put in your email and choose a password and then come back here, click on the special you want, log in and download whichever version you like! You get to download any special you want, for life, two times a month, it's yours!

BESIDES BEING THE COOL KID ON THE PLAYGROUND, WHAT DOES THE APP GIVE ME?

Push notifications! I added an exclamation mark so that you could forget how much you hate push notifications! Listen, I hate them profusely, so I've had an option put in place to turn them OFF, but here is why you may want to keep these ones ON.

1. Every now and then I come up with something really funny and I'm going to send it to you so you laugh :)

2. That's pretty much it

The Push Notifications you can't turn off are for upcoming shows which you will only get if it's happening in your country/city, and whenever new exclusive content has been made available for you to download for free! And whenever I put together another post like this I'll notify you too because I want you to read this stuff, like for realz.

 

And that's it! I don't have much to add now, go enjoy EPIC! And tweet me, instagram me, facebook page me pictures of you and your friends watching it and stuff! Why? Because honestly I don't know if anything could make me happier and you would make my day and I would never forget it and it's my birthday too :D

 

ALSO THIS:

Specials

VICTORIOUS SECRET

Toronto

Toronto

2016

Ottowa

Ottowa

2016

Montreal

Montreal

2016

Florida

Florida

2016

Washington DC

Washington DC

2016

Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh

2016

San Antonio

San Antonio

2016

Dallas

Dallas

2016

Houston

Houston

2016

Michigan

Michigan

2016

Boston

Boston

2016

Chicago

Chicago

2016

New Jersey

New Jersey

2016

New York City

New York City

2016

Las Vegas

Las Vegas

2016

San Diego

San Diego

2016

San Francisco

San Francisco

2016

Los Angeles

Los Angeles

2016

Dubai

Dubai

2016

Qatar

Qatar

2016

Jordan

Jordan

April 22, 2016

Lebanon

Lebanon

APRIL 30 2016

BIOGRAPHY

Nemr is a Lebanese/American Stand Up Comedian who is credited with establishing and pioneering the stand up comedy scene throughout the Middle East where he performs in English. He grew up in San Diego and then moved back with his family to Lebanon where he went on to break down barriers and unite people in a region where bombing on stage can have a completely different meaning.

He is an accomplished comic with six full feature specials, a prime time television show 'A Stand Up Comedy Revolution', a movie release of two of his specials, 'EPIC' and 'Victorious Secret' – which, when it played live and subsequently formed the basis of the movie, sold out to over 3,000 people in one night and played in a Roman Coliseum.  He currently holds the record for the biggest show in every major country in the Middle East, with his latest special, Uninterrupted Funny Observations, selling out to over 4,000 people in one night in Beirut alone in July of 2014.

In May of 2014 he also featured on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine (Middle East) solidifying Nemr’s legacy as ‘The biggest name in Stand Up in the Middle East’ in writing.

He is now back in the USA and aims to do in America what he did across the Middle East, bring people together through laughter and merriment. He comes bearing gifts of myrrh and frankincense. No you can't smoke them.

In his Debut U.S. tour Nemr will be performing in Houston, Dallas, San Francisco, Boston, New York, Florida, Michigan, Cleveland and before continuing to record breaking shows all over the Middle East and then returning to Los Angeles on May 14 at Club Nokia to finish this global event!

Be sure to download the NEMR app from your App Store to stay up to date with everything NEMR, and download his specials FOR FREE! You can also put your email above to subscribe to the newsletter.



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Contact

Manager:

Manager:
 
Barry Katz
bk@barrykatz.com 
 
 
Booking Requests:
 
USA and Europe
Barry Katz
 
Middle East
Nader Jaffal
 

Booking requests:
nemr@thisisvanguard.com

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